Great pic ^^

This is sooo awesome!!

..I can't save it though without pasting it on here like this:

Tada!!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

This is a great quote. I don't know who said it but I think it really combines to different point of views.

Plus it could be a great comeback to someone.

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Here are some other funny quotes:

-Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

-If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

-How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

-OK, so what's the speed of dark?

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

-How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

-What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

-Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

-Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

-Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

-Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

-Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

-A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

-Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

-Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

-He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

-Remember, half the people you know are below average.

-99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

-42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

-On the other hand, you have different fingers.

-A day without sunshine is like night.

I think they're great ^^