This is a great quote. I don't know who said it but I think it really combines to different point of views.
Plus it could be a great comeback to someone.
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Here are some other funny quotes:
-Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
-If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
-How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
-OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
-How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
-Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
-Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
-Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
-Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
-A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
-Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
-He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
-Remember, half the people you know are below average.
-99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
-42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
-On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-A day without sunshine is like night.
I think they're great ^^
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